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A glimpse into the strange world of Lazy Laura...

I have a great many number of strange obsessions which can include, but are not limited to: memorizing every possible detail about Elizabeth Bathory, for no real reason other than the remote chance the subject of Victorian vampires will arise in future dinner conversations; Waverly Hills, because it is so very intriguing; My harem of husbands (or at least, in my imagination they are my husbands) who I love dearly, I cannot go into great detail about them, nor can I list all of them here as most are prone to being forgotten about due to useless information high school has crammed my brain full of - blocking out other useless information (Is it really important to know that Galen wrote a book containing all known medical facts in medieval times, or that the periodic table goes: Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Berilyum, Boron, Carbon, etc, etc.); Coffee because I am certain I am the world's only 13 year old caffeine addict, and it gives me a sense of great pride and accomplishment; Libba Bray, because she seems like a talented, strong and hilarious woman who I would love to meet one day; Cheese, because despite loving animals - it is delicious. I'M SORRY DIARY COWS! I HAVE FAILED YOU!; Memorizing, listening to and naming a great many number of the bands/songs/lyrics I simply adore; Japanese things, because Australia seems far less exotic when you actually live there; America, because I have a great many number of friends who live there; Diet coke, because it is sugary without being sugary. I just thought of a great promotional compaign Coka-Cola could use. Instead of simply 'Diet Coke' why not, 'I can't believe it isn't causing me diabetes'; Fruit and Vegetables, YUM; Humour and comedy, it is the little spark of joy in my otherwise dull and meaningless existance; Carbohydrates, sorry Kate Moss...after your nose caved in, you lost a lot of your appeal; Books, especially Libba Bray's books, Kartik - you are my home boy. Gemma - I will join forces with Circe and steal Kartik from you *evil laughter*...*shifty eyes* cough >_>. Ann - The only thing stopping you from going to Jenny Craig is the door. I LIE. I feel your pain, really, I do. Pippa - ... ... I hope the dead thing is working out well for you? *shrugs*. Felicity - You are funny, but you sure can be a bitch sometimes!; Piercings and tattoos, okay, so I am desperatly afraid to ever get either of these things, I still like to pretend I can :) ;Macabre/gory things, they're just so tantalising!; Johnny Depp as a pirate - I am ashamed to admit - I share the same dream as every other woman on this earth...*sigh*; White nail polish, because I'm neurotic and it temporarily stops me freaking out about the microscopic specks of dirt accumulating underneath my fingernails; Food, we have a love/hate relationship - strangely, it is quite similar to my relationship with the scales; Cow mugs, HONESTLY, I collect them <3; London, what an amazing city it was! In all it's industrial magnificance!; Horses, because I've just always liked them; Retro/Vintage things - especially wall-paper; AFI quotes, funny shit, guys, FUNNY SHIT; The computer, I'm sure to get Carpel Tunnel Syndrome!; Badges and Keychains, because they are just snazzy; Clothes/belts/odd accessories and/or outfit combinations; Stuffed Toys, because I have several garbage bags full of them; Corny Soup Operas, because I love their corny-ness; Dead Insects, I used to have 3 moths and a cricket, but I have somehow misplaced them! Curse my renovating!; Trapping leeches in rings of salt, seriously, it is quite funny in a sadistic way; Bags, I. LOVE. THEM.; My Ipod, or as it is fondly known to me as 'my heroin'. Wow. I suppose this draws a close to my ridiculously long list of things I adore!

Pet Peves: Public transport/public toilets, I can't actually decide which is more unhygenic; Ignorant/obnoxious/annoying people.

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